Trash, Sexploitation, Cannibal, Cult, Exploitation, Schlock; DVD - New
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, followed by light, water, whales and a whole load of other shizz. Eventually, he created man in his own image. In time, man created Hollywood, and not long after that, the Italians created rip-offs. Adam and Eve Meet The Cannibals is the Italian answer to American 'loss of innocence' movies like The Blue Lagoon (1980) and Paradise (1982), the film following its photogenic titular couple (played by Mark Gregory of Bronx Warriors 1&2, and Andrea Goldman of nothing else) as they struggle to survive after being cast out of the Garden of Eden for sampling the forbidden fruit. The film is largely an excuse for directors Enzo Doria and Luigi Russo to show their stars in the buff; both Adam and Eve frolic buck naked, making this an equal opportunities exploitation flick—something for both men and women to enjoy. But being Italian rip-off movie-makers, they can't help but throw in lots of mind bogglingly daft nonsense, making their film an absolute hoot of biblical proportions. In addition to the copious nudity, viewers are also treated to a hilarious action scene inspired by Raiders of the Ark (a massive stop-motion boulder rolling after Adam and Eve in a display of pathetic special effects), a couple of dreadful animal attacks (a manky pterodactyl and a moth-eaten bear), a tribe of ape-men (and women), and, of course, the cannibals: a race of laughable pig-faced, ginger-haired creatures. For those who enjoy unadulterated trash, Adam and Eve Meet The Cannibals is a must-see.
Hells Angels, Sci Fi, Post Apocalyptic, Bikers; Paperback Novel - VG Used condition
Nuclear holocaust leaves America devastated. The East is a militarist police state, while the west coast clings to the tatters of civilisation.
On the fringes of the western states roam gangs of Hell's Angels, proud and violent motorcycle outlaws. As war looms between east and west, three Angels are recruited to penetrate the East and rescue the legendary Professor who can restore life to the wastelands. Through pursuit and ambush, they ride their great bikes and chant their war-songs. A desperate mission becomes a savage odyssey for the new barbarians - fearless, rapacious and battle-bound...
Tasmania, Noise Rock, Shoegaze, Classic, Indie, Unstable Ape; CD (1998) - Ex Used condition
Beacon of Hope is noise rock for sure – something like a cross between crazy shoegaze with mad industrial rock. And the entire album sounds as heavy storm weather arranged for angry vocals and furious guitars. If you want to know what kind of music may come out of the musical hell of 90's Tasmania, then Sea Scouts are your band. Their sound is never too little and almost always too much.
Mike Diana, Shocking, Transgressive, Indie, Cult, Underground, Rare; DVD - Cover and Disc Signed by Mike D - 120mins (New)
An exceptional, entirely unique, wildly important, batshit insane, consistently entertaining trashvomit epic; in fact it's probably the quintessential entry in the canon. Diana presents a brutally straightforward and scathing critique of American culture and its obsession with guns and cars and babies and Jesus and Baby Jesus. Caring so much about all of that bullshit seems like such a waste of time when you have a pup as sweet as Daisy to lick Alpo out of roasted-carved-and-splattered plastic Baby Jesus's cunt. Yes, much of this is solely meant to shock the puritanical Republicans that had it out for Diana in the early 90s, but in doing so it reveals just how corrupt and absurd the are systems through which the powers-that-be operate. It’s all nicely summarized by what seems to be the inclusion of an encounter between Diana and a few yuppie wastes. He lets their ridiculousness speak for themselves, especially when one dude claims, as Diana pushes in closer and closer, that it is illegal to take his “picture” because he is a U.S. soldier and it goes against the regulations of “military intelligence.” Young Mike was definitely out there to push buttons, but more than anything he’s pushing back.
Totally transcendent viewing experience.
Cinema Sewer, Disturbing, Fetish, Shockumentary, Mixtape; 2 x DVD (RARE!) with hand drawn DVD art and 8 page zine - Ex Used condition
Anyone Googling "Video Mixtape" will be immediately exposed to links and references to the Retard-O-Tron mixtapes – possibly the most controversial and popular mixtapes around, already banned in the US, Canada and Ireland. Made in league with Robin Bougie’s excellent publication Cinema Sewer which scours the seedy underbelly of fringe cinema’s underbelly. Of course, porn aside, many of these mixtapes can hardly be considered legal. Who knows how many instances of copyright infringement there are in each one – dozens would seem conservative – but since the mixtape scene is still fairly focused and most of the source material so obscure, the creators seem to be largely left alone. Spewing forth a frothy overload of unbelievable, uncomfortable and at times totally embarrassing clips harvested from the deepest, dankest VHS dungeons and other unnameable appalling archives. Stitching together over an hour and a half of public access atrocities, loveably ludicrous fight scenes, gross-outs galore and some of the sleaziest, slimiest XXX insanity to ever penetrate your brain, editor Roelewapper often flips the clips, juxtaposing them against ironic, inappropriate and absolutely hilarious audio, sending the material into a completely backwards and bonkers context. All of this vile video vindication congealed with an impressive array of video editing skills makes this mix-tape most nauseating entertainment... but the real question is: can you stomach the avalanche of sordid perversion and perpetual uneasy feeling this collection presents? Just in case you didn’t get the message – the ROT mixtapes are NOT for kids or anyone easily offended. Absolutely, categorically NSFW – you have been warned.
Dark Ambient, Experimental, Ambient, Germany; Double Vinyl LP (2010) RARE! - Ex Used condition
Transcendent dark ambient from sunny Germany. The Incarnation of the Solar Architects makes me feel as though I am a human-shaped pile of ash and dust that is being blown into the æther by cosmic winds. You know, like in 'Altered States'.....
Exploitation, Cult, Dwarfsploitation, Sleaze, Trash, Danish; DVD (1973) - New Sealed
“THE MOTHER OF ALL ‘DWARFSPLOITATION’ FILMS!
Over The Top With Nudity, Sex & Disturbing Images.
It Just Doesn’t Get Any Sleazier, Folks!”
-THE DAILY GRINDHOUSE
“A young bride,” promised the ads, “left alone to the lewd passions of an evil dwarf!” Severin Films is officially going to Hell – and taking you with them – with the first time ever in America DVD release of what may be the sleaziest film in EuroCult history: Diminutive former kiddie-show host Torben Bille – who looks disturbingly like Jack Black in a trash compactor – stars as the pint-sized pervert who imprisons drugged teenage sex slaves in the attic of his drunken mother’s decrepit rooming house…and that’s just the first ten minutes! The delicious Anne Sparrow – in her first and understandably only screen role – co-stars in this towering achievement in graphic depravity, now fully restored from a 35mm print discovered hidden in a janitor’s closet at the Danish Film Institute!
Nunsploitation, Exploitation, Nudity, Violence, Drugs, Gore, Sex; DVD (Vendetta Films) - Used
Hazed from a drug overdose and brutally beaten, Sister Sarah will find herself in the middle of a bad trip, mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution for the evil and sleazy El Chavo's "Los Muertos" biker gang. Right on the brink of demise and totally abandoned by the pious merchants of dope, the left-for-dead Sister will take on a mission to put the fear of God into sinners and to persecute all those who stand against Him. So, without delay, prepared for vengeance while armed with God's tools and a heavy arsenal to do the Lord's work, merciless Sister Sarah will start whacking priests one-by-one in a strictly personal vigilante frenzy. After all, she is the Hand of God amid Holy War, where no one is spared and no prisoners are taken.
Synth, Noise, Experimental, Wolf Eyes, Nate Young; Limited Edition Vinyl LP (500 copies) - Ex Used condition
This split LP is, fittingly enough, a co-release between the CIP label and Vertonen's own CIP imprint. Demons is the all-synth-playing duo of Wolf Eyes man Nate Young and Steven Kenney of Isis and Werewolves, and their side comes in the form of a live recording of a Chicago show from earlier this year. The sounds are brutal but highly sculpted oscillator articulations very much in keeping with the Merzbow/Carlos Giffoni analogue material that was circulating a month or so back. It's a hybrid of ferocious noise assaults and sci-fi LFO experiments. Very nice indeed. Over on the flipside Vertonen pushes the volume levels upward for some grittier sounds, which flail about the place admirably until the whole thing settles down into a solid drone signal, which reluctantly ebbs out to a close.....
Experimental, Electronic, Noise, Nate Young, Wolf Eyes, Detroit, Industrial, Harsh; Vinyl LP (2008)
Nate Young airs two of his alter egos on this great split LP: Demons, featuring Steve Kenney, and Hatred, which combines Young once again with Kenney, but this time with the added presence of Spence Bryant. The Hatred side sounds like the motor on your turntable is continually breaking down, as if some perpetual Technics power-down effect was causing all manner of primitive pitch-sliding antics to go haywire on those squelchy synth oscillations. The Demons side is rather different from their ace No Fun album and instead sounds like some hiss covered live recording of a garage rock band buried underneath some rubble. You'd expect this to be pretty grotesque sounding, but it's all so much filthier than you're likely to have bargained for.
NIN, Rock, Industrial, Trent Reznor, RARE!; Gatefold 180grm Vinyl LP with Booklet
Long SOLD OUT, this rare as shit copy of NIN's eighth LP with 24 page colour booklet is in Excellent Used condition....get on it!
