MYSTERIOUS OBJECT AT NOON (2003); DVD
Art/Surreal/Thailand/Experimental/Improvised/Documentary DVD, Used
Based around the surrealists' 'Exquisite Corpse' game, the film was assembled over 3 years from mostly improvised footage, with everyone involved a simultaneous actor/collaborator/creator of this grand experiment. The footage was then edited down to the final 85 minute running time.
The inspiration for MYSTERIOUS OBJECT AT NOON was the Surrealist storytelling technique known as Exquisite Corpse, wherein a variety of writers would contribute to an ongoing story one sentence at a time, largely oblivious to what came before. Thai independent filmmaker Apichatpong Weerasethakul used this technique to interview people throughout Thailand, asking them to contribute to the film's evolving story, and, in the process, learning a little bit about their vivid, largely unexamined lives. What emerges is at once a portrait of Thailand's disenfranchised lower classes -- farmers, fruit vendors, village performers -- and their collective story about a handicapped boy and his tutor, a mysterious woman named Dogfahr. A bit of patience is required to tap into the subtle pleasures of this lo-fi but lovely Thai film, and those willing to ride out its fragmented structure will be rewarded with a quirky meta-documentary about the nature of storytelling. Director and Thai native Apichatpong Weerasethakul took a volunteer crew into the southern and northern villages of Thailand over a three-year period, and asked the residents to contribute to a story about a wheelchair-bound boy and his tutor. The result is a sort of organic version of the Surrealist writing exercise known as Exquisite Corpse, shot through with the melodrama of Thai popular media. Weersethakul's 16mm footage is often overexposed, but the experiment itself, and the opportunities it affords to witness everyday life in rural Thailand, makes up for any technical quibbles. Plexifilm's DVD includes an eight-minute interview with the director, in which he discusses his motivations for the film.
TALES FROM THE CRAPPER (Troma) 2004; DVD
Troma/B-grade/Trash/Sleaze DVD, New
TALES FROM THE CRAPPER is the inaugural film in Troma Entertainment and Lloyd Kaufman’s acclaimed DOGPILE 95 DOCTRINE OF DIGITAL FILMMAKING and is destined to be part of all the critic’s must see lists this year. Filmed in 3 countries, over 3 years with 6 directors, 15 writers, and a cast of hundreds, TALES FROM THE CRAPPER adds up to pure enTROMA-tainment! Hosted by everyone’s favorite harbinger of the horrible The Crapkeeper (Lloyd Kaufman), TALES FROM THE CRAPPER boasts not one, but two films in one extraordinary digital movie! Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies! Tired of searching for the perfect blend of highbrow entertainment, kung-fu action, alien adventure, and hot vampire lesbian sex? Well look no further because TALES FROM THE CRAPPER is the perfect combination of all of those things!
LANCELOT LINK: Secret Chimp (1970); 2 x DVD Set
Childrens/Cult/Classic/Cheesy DVD; Used
Back in the day when Saturday mornings were all about kids TV one monkey reigned supreme. From 1970 to 1972 “Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp” was the most expensive children’s television show ever, despite the fact that the cast was paid peanuts. This extravagant, extraordinary spy comedy-thriller boasted the finest all-monkey cast as well as the snappiest fashions, craziest scripts and wildest scenarios. You’ll thrill to the exploits of dashing secret agent, Lance Link and the sultry seductress Mata Hairi! You’ll boo and hiss at the evil-doers Baron Von Butcher and his chauffer Creto! and you’ll groove to the swingin’ sounds sounds of the hottest monkey band in the land… Lancelot Link and The Evolution Revolution!
TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED Roald Dahl (1979-80); DVD
Twisted/Black Comedy/Unexpected/Macabre DVD; Used (Various DVD episodes available - Price per each DVD)
Sinister and with a touch of the macabre Tales of the Unexpected holds, at its heart, a core of black humour that makes each story both compelling and surprising, with a twist in each tale that delighted audiences throughout the country. Although Roald Dahl is best known for his children's books, his most famous and sinister adult creation was Tales of the Unexpected. Sometimes gory, but always surprising, the stories all have a twist to entertain and, more often than not, shock the viewer. Adapting works from Dahl himself, this highly acclaimed series ran for an impressive nine years from its first transmission on ITV in 1979. Its iconic title sequence and haunting theme tune (from prolific TV composer Ron Grainer) ensured that Tales of the Unexpected was memorable viewing. *We have a number of DVD's containing multiple episodes each. Contact for details.
BANNED IN AMERICA Volume 6 (Brain Damage Films); DVD
Gore/Violent/Underground/Shockumentary Rare! DVD, New
What if I were to tell you that none of it compares to the horrors of real life footage and the impact of horror it can leave in your mind. The “Banned in America” DVD's are just that brand of stomach churning reality that no-one should see. Some of the most sickening dark moments caught on tape that truly will never appear on broadcast. “Banned in America” is the real McCoy. No re-enactments, just cold , brutal moments caught on tapes presented in full uncensored style. The level of realism is heightened simply because it is what you see. It’s humanity at its worst darkly horrifying and gruesomely real. You can’t look at it, and yet can’t turn away.
RECTUMA (2003); DVD
B-Grade/Comedy/Surreal/Schlock DVD, Used
Waldo Williams is raped in the ass by a Mexican butt-humping bullfrog while on vacation with his bitchy, unfaithful wife Valveeta. His prostate infected by the frog's goo, Waldo seeks help from proctologist, Doctor Coldstone, who refers him to Doctor Wansamsaki, a scientist who has been developing a radical cure that involves the insertion of a radioactive rod up the rectum. Unfortunately, Wansamsaki's ass-obsessed assistant Wanger botches the procedure causing Waldo's butt to slowly mutate, eventually turning into a Godzilla-sized radioactive rear that goes on a rampage. True story......
PHYSICAL GRAFFITI Life is Pain; DVD
Skate/Tattoo/BMX/Surf/Shock/Documentary DVD, Used
The most challenging programme on why youth culture pushes the limits… Labelled a ‘shockumentary’ by the establishment, this is a video about raw physical experience, surfing, skating, dirtbiking, bmx, snowboarding - and about body piercing and modification. It’s also about what happens when you wipe out - when you repair the damage yourself. With Shaun Palmer, Christian Fletcher, Jeff Emig, Jason Jesse and more....
Geek Maggot Bingo or The Freak from Suckweasel Mountain (1983) Nick Zedd; DVD
Cinema of Transgression/Nick Zedd/B-grade/Richard Hell/Cult DVD, New (RARE!!)
Nick Zedd is the King of NYC's post punk 'Cinema of Transgression' school of film making. If you don't agree, watch 'Geek Maggot Bingo' or the classic 'They eat scum'. The set is beyond cheap, all the phones are made of paper, even a wall phone is a paper cut-out, windows are badly drawn or painted, pictures look like they were done with crayon. This is all part of the brilliance of this Z-grade classic from one of the architects of the genre (along with Richard Kern, Lydia Lunch, etc..). This is a must see for all transgressive cinema buffs! Another Nick Zedd classic cult movie..... DVD contains 3 extra films - Rare as rockinghorse shit!!
DARK STAR John Carpenter (1974); DVD
Cult/Sci-Fi/B-grade/Psychedelic/Comedy DVD, New
Three guys in space (plus their cryogenically-frozen "dead" commander) are tasked with destroying unstable planets so that the star systems they're in can be safely colonized. Disaster strikes at the end of the film, but for the two "survivors," it doesn't mean much. In fact, the outcome seems like a pretty good thing to both of them! Along the way they must contend with an asteroid storm, a malfunctioning laser, a beach-ball Alien, and a malfunctioning bomb that enjoys phenomenological discourse and eventually concludes that it is God. Pack me another pipe and let's watch it again.......
COLD BLONDED MURDERS / IRISH WHISKY Double Feature; DVD
Canada/Horror/Short Film/Double feature/Slasher/Splatter/B-grade DVD; New
Chad and Abby have a new sexy neighbor. Unlucky for some, she is as deadly as she is lovely! Two short films from Canada totaling around 40 minutes. Rare independent release.
WINTERBEAST (Special Edition); DVD
(2008) B-grade/Horror/Claymation/Gore DVD, New
What an incredibly super B movie. Acting is bad, plot is paper thin, but... coupled with powerful hallucinatory imagery, some of which is truly disturbing, Winterbeast an absolutely unique viewing experience. The clay-animated monsters remind one of Art Clokey on a bad acid trip; they remain cute and likable as they graphically tear their victims to pieces. One sequence featuring a marvelous actor, Bob Harlow, wearing a clown mask and prancing about a dead body to an ancient recording of a childrens song, is as creepy as anything you'll ever see on film. "Winterbeast' is no-budget filmaking at its finest. If you are into strange,low budget, almost art movie horror, this is the unholy grail.
VIDEO NASTIES (Basket Case / Last House On The Left / Maniac); 3 x DVD set
Horror/Slasher/Video Nasties/Splatter/Cult 3 x DVD set, Used
Basket Case (1982) - Siamese twins seek gory revenge against the doctors who surgically separated them! One brother, carried by his sibling in a basket, has an appetite for hamburgers and hookers, as the pair scan a seedy motel for lowlife prey. Last House on the Left (1972) - Four escaped cons kidnap, rape, torture and finally brutally murder a pair of teenage girls, until the girls parents discover their crime and plot violent retribution. Maniac (1981) - A psycho killer with a mother fixation prowls the seedy streets of New York stalking, slaughtering and scalping innocent young women.